How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?????
Answer......: |
Lab:
Oh, me, ME!!! Pleeeeeeze let ME change the bulb! Can I?
Can I? Huh? Huh? CAN
I PULEEEEEEEEEZE??! |
Dachshund:
I can't reach the stupid light bulb!
|
Border Collie:
Just one! And I'll replace any wiring that's
not up to code!
|
Rottweiler:
Go Ahead! Make me! |
Shi-tzu:
Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Leave it for the servants. |
Siberian Husky:
The sun is shining, the day is young. We've
got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out lightbulb? |
Toy Poodle:
I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll
do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry. |
Mastiff:
Why? We are NOT afraid of the dark. |
Hound Dog:
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ |
Greyhound:
It isn't moving. Who cares? |
Kelpie:
Put all the light bulbs in a little circle. |
Golden Retriever:
Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed
me while he's busy. |
German Shepherd:
I'll guard the lightbulb while you decide.
Back off! |
Cocker Spaniel:
Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet
in the dark. |
Jack Russell Terrier OR Wired Fox Terrier:
I can reach it! I
just KNOW I can reach it! Another twenty jumps, and it's mine, mine, mine, ALL MINE!! |
Pointer:
I see it, there it is, rrrrriiiiiiight there. |
Chihuahua:
Yo quiero Taco Bulb. |
